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pale0zoic:


koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT
people-r-strange:

belieberbitch239:

brightlights-and-sleeplessnights:

mrfebruary200:


A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack.

^ I wish more women thought like this, i’d be set. 

suits are so hot omfg

suits are hot 


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carolinedevera:

I’ll probably only ever hit you up when I’m drunk.

Tru. 

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

(via lohanthony)

don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child

don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask

don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat

don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me

don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it

(Source: mukuroikusaba, via yungwifey)

townsvillain:

why leak nudes when you can leak the word of our Lord and Savior 

(via yungwifey)